6.06.2012

Guest Post ~ Bonnie Bliss

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Hello Beautifuls,

Please welcome back to Salacious Reads...Bonnie Bliss.

Turning Fantasy into Erotica

Have you ever watched a Disney cartoon lately, or even read one of your favorite classic fantasy stories, and just gone, “Wow, I could totally see them humping right now!”
No?
Yes?
Yeah, well, I thought so. We’ve all had those moments, where we wanted the sweet heroine to just jump the hunky hero and end the story on a high note. Alas, we can’t get that from Disney. Even if they did for years have cheeky animators add in some sexual innuendo. Aladdin’s “Take off your clothes,” at the beginning of the magic carpet ride scene; or the original cover of The Little Mermaid, how the castle looks like a bunch of dildos. If you have that cover, keep it. Better yet, sell it on ebay, I know loads of Disney fans that have tried to buy mine off me!


I digress. The point of my post is to drive at why I would consider taking a Classic American Fairy Tale and turn it into smut. Well, it took me awhile to find what Oz meant for me. You see, The Land of Oz is something different for us all. We all sort of pondered over the fact of was Dorothy really in a dream? Or did she really go to this magical land where the battle between Good vs. Evil was fought out in the open, and she was the lone key to Oz’s future. I personally like to believe Dorothy went to this place. I like to believe that once all was said and done, Dorothy was the true ruler of Oz in the end. She was their protector. If Oz was in dire trouble, they would turn to Dorothy.

However, I like to honestly believe that Oz had a little bit of cheek added in. It couldn’t really be all sweet poppies and Emerald Cities. Nope, for me Oz was a bondage playground. Where magic was powered by sex and everyone wanted a piece of Dorothy’s pie.

After every book in the Oz Series, I truly believed that Dorothy was the destined ruler of Oz. That there was a little something missing that made her the heroine, and Queen of Oz. Move over Ozma, D.G. is about to take her throne back. I didn’t set out to create only an erotica series. What I really wanted was to create Oz through my eyes. That not all Good is really Good, and even the things that seemed Evil, powered the beings that were seen as ‘Good’. The first idea for this came from seeing Wicked, The Musical. It totally mind scrambles anything you believed Oz to be. From there, I went down a dark journey where our sweet D.G. (Dorothy Gale) will find out who she really is, and who she is ultimately destined to become.

In my version of Oz. D.G. doesn’t want to get home right away once she realizes that the answers to a lot of her questions, lay within the Twisted Land of Oz.

Now, for a little tidbit.

The first Twisted Oz book is titled Twisted Dreams. Of course you have the Tornado, her landing in Oz, and meeting up with Glinda, The Good Witch. But you will soon discover that all that is ‘Good’, might just have a plan of their own.


Excerpt

D.G. Harper let out a huge gust of air. Her palms rested against the lip of the bar top. She leaned against it, the hard wood digging into her chest just below her breasts. D.G. had been on her feet for the last six hours. Not just to work her job at ToTo’s, but to work on the farm with her Aunt and Uncle. A farm girl’s life was never done. Pursing her lips, she glanced over her shoulder to take in the steady lunch crowd. It was all business men that had poured in to get a cheap view of hot women, on their lunch break. ToTo’s was the equivalent to a sports bar that served great burgers and the best chicken wings in the United States. You could even bring your family in, and men could freely ogle young girl’s right under their wife’s noses. It was degrading, but fantastic money. The uniform wasn’t suited to waitressing though. The tight emerald green hot pants had officially ridden so far up her ass and cunt that she wanted out of them. The tight white T that stretched the word ToTo’s across her ample breasts was like wearing no top with the way men looked at her. D.G. laughed every time she had to get into panty hose, with white socks, and ruby red sequined sneakers which finished off the porno uniform she was forced to wear to work for a living. It didn’t help she was built like an old fashioned bombshell, with sparkling blue eyes. Her long, brunette hair was pulled back in a high ponytail.
Yep, total porno.
“When you off?” Charlene’s musical tones broke through her mental whining. Looking up at the voluptuous blonde, she couldn’t help but smile.
If D.G. swung that way, she would be all over Charlene. It wasn’t for Charlene’s lack of trying, the woman hit on her regularly. D.G. just liked cock too much, and wasn’t sure pussy was her thing.
“As soon as I deliver these drinks to table sixteen, and Darla comes in to relieve me.”
Charlene set down the Cadillac Margarita and two long neck Coors.
“You any closer to your goal?”
D.G.’s shoulders lifted and her gaze dropped to look at the drinks on her serving tray.
“I think in about six months I’ll have enough to officially get out of here and go to New York. I am just sick of this Podunk town. I want my time. I love the farm and I love Aunt Em and Uncle Henry, but I’m over it. I’m not some little farm girl in a blue and white gingham dress, with a cute basket and a dog. I’m a grown woman. I’m twenty three and I want out of this town with no future.”
Charlene nodded.
“I’m totally with you, girl. Just follow the yellow brick road.” She winked and gestured her head in the direction of the door.

You can Purchase Twisted Oz at these eRetailers:


All Romance: http://www.allromanceebooks.com/product-twisteddreams-794361-143.html 




Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Twisted-Dreams-ebook/dp/B0085ECT6G/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1338675896&sr=8-2
1Placeforromance: http://1placeforromance.com/erotica/twisted-dreams/prod_7844.html
Smashwords: http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/164775

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Now, we aren’t done quite yet….

This is also a giveaway. One lucky commenter will receive a $5 Amazon Gift Card! All you have to do is Follow me either on my Blog, Twitter, Facebook, or Goodreads. Anyone will do! And I would love for you to add the email address where you can receive your Gift Card at for Amazon, and leave me a note saying who your favorite Wizard of Oz Character is, and what naughty deed you would like to see Dorothy do with them.

5 comments:

  1. Fb Andie Wardlow
    andieleah78@gmail.com

    My fav character is Glenda the Good Witch( it was the dress) anywho...I would like to see Dorothy getting down with her:)

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  2. I'm always for the short guy. The character(s) I liked best were the lollipop kids. All thoughts come to mind of what they could do together - one in the mouth, one behind and one underneath.

    http://youtu.be/k_CAs3q7G48

    Lynn
    lareynolds0316@gmail.com

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  3. @ Andie- Oh, Dorothy And Glinda get it on all right, and it won't be in only this book. Glinda is my resident Oz 'switch', in BDSM terms that would mean she is a Top and a bottom :-)

    @Romance Reader Enthusiast- A scene with the 'lillipop kids' you say. Oh, my wicked mind is brewing up all sorts of debauchery at the moment!

    -Bonnie

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  4. This is such a clever story, Bonnie. I loved reading it and I'm looking forward to more!

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  5. Oh! I wanna read Dorothy & Glenda getting it on...lol. sounds to good. Happy I'm hosting for you Bonnie :o

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