11.12.2014

Book Review: Captain Cock Saves The World by Kay Elty

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Source: Purchased
Format: eBook (Mobi)
Author: Kay Elty
Published: November 4, 2014
Blurb
Series: Super Hero Erotica #1
Genre: Comedy Erotica
Sex: Um...Yes
Available: Amazon







My Review
Sharonda Brazen Babe here *smiles brightly and shifts papers together* This past weekend a favorite author of mine posted to FB that she wrote a humorous erotic series and then she showed the cover....


Hey Rue! Captain Cock Saves The World is hilariously funny and yes erotic, but I was laughing so much I don't think I even got titillated. That's okay though because there is more to this story than just a cock and a cape, now let's get started. *looks at screen* Henry Longman is a successful porn star. He is living the life in Gothim City (yep, she went there)…sex, drugs and more sex. Life is good and its even better when Henry and many other top porn stars in the industry are called to Assid Sex Toy company to have their famous body parts molded so that they can become sex toys. *Smirks* Men, lock up your wives because Henry and his 15 inch cock is coming inside your home (I've already pre-ordered mines).

"Alright, alright *waves hand at producer*...back to the story" Now Assid sex toy company if you did not know is right next to a chemical company, "oh no! this can't be good". We have learned that as Henry and the other stars were being molded,  a accident has occurred at the chemical company and this caused those chemicals to blend in with that same mold! *Gasps*

*Presses mic closer to ear* "What?! um..." Well, it seems Henry Longman is no longer your average porn star serving thirsty chicks across the world ladies and gentlemen, he is now Captain Cock!
"My cock will save you. Trust me! I'm serious!" 
Oh my goodness! what a tale. It seems Mr. Longman's cock can do things...It stretches, it lifts vans and it punches holes into stuff...it gets the job done in more ways than one.



Yes, it is spit worthy shocking. Sir, please get the lady a napkin. *Shifts papers again* and what would a superhero be without a sidekick? Are you guys ready for this? Henry’s side-kick is also a world famous porn star by the name of Boo and his hero name is now Boo Cocky…yep. There you go! And what is Boo Cocky’s super power, well…um…his cock shoots acidic sperm. Yeah…I don’t even know where else to go with that one, lols! *coughs and clears throat*.
"It seems my come burns like acid, so that basically has made sex pretty fucking non-existent for me since the accident."
I'm honestly enjoying this damn story. It's raunchy, filthy and seriously deranged, but most of all it's gut busting funny....totally entertaining. This is the first in a series of stories in the Super Hero Erotica series and next time, Captain Cock and Boo Cocky try to get to the cure that those German scientists claim to have so they can be normal again. Will it happen for them and the rest of the porn stars? And who were those people in the black cars with A.S.S. on the plates. Every hero needs a arch enemy…who is Captain Cock’s? Is it Assid herself? Did she really die when her company exploded in a mess of dicks and vagina's?

*Looks seriously at the screen* Sharonda BrazenBabe is on the job and I will keep you all informed. Same cocky place…same cocky time. Bwahahahaha!!!!

Screen fades to black as host falls over in her chair laughing.

My Rating

The second book is also available: Captain Cock Saves The President

If you are looking for a hilarious erotic rump, then I say start here. Take a walk through the crazy house with Kay Elty aka Kenya Wright and read along as Henry tries to find the cure for his super cock. And yes, I brought the second book ;)





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26 comments:

  1. It's not fair, I can't buy it in France !!! I'd love to read that, after all, I finished "the haunted vagina" not so long ago ;)

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  2. Your review had me laughing. Wish I had more time to read it. I love your reviews lady!

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  3. Buahaha! Oh I just knew this one would be over the top pee my pants funny. And your review! You were inspired, Sharonda! *wiping my eyes from laughter* Must grab this when I'm blue.

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  4. I *blinks* I need to read this I think lmao <333

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  5. lols...why can't you get it in France? I wonder if it's lendable...let me check. Oh, the haunted vajayjay...I remember that one, lols!

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  6. I really was. I went back and wrote the review because the news segment thingy popped in my head. I couldn't help myself, lols. Glad you enjoyed it ;D

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  7. bwahahaha. I recommend it if you are looking for a good laugh and a story not to take too seriously. It was awesome ;)

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  8. Well the next time your creative muse hits like that, go with it b/c it was great. Superb stuff!

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  9. LOLOOL I'm already laughing...Hehe! I'd have never thought of picking this up, but now you have at the verge...LOL

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  10. What an interesting... title? LMAO! Sex is by definition awkward and funny at times, so I love that the author played that up by writing an Erotic Comedy. And that cover, oooh lordy! I want to check this one out just for the high giggle factor.

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  11. My eyes popped wide open when I first saw the title, lols. And don't even get me started on the cover, lmbooo! She did a fantastic job, I had fun reading this one.

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  12. Oh...my god Sharonda! I LOVE it!! The title is enough to get me wanting it and then damn the review! Bwahaha.

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  13. LMBO!!! thanks Anna ;D


    Girl, when she posted it and I saw the title, I was like "one-click here i come!"...lols!

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  14. Oh, my... this is as giggle-snort worthy as Anna's dino porn. Thanks for the laughter. Thankfully I was not drinking coffee or that meme might have happened to my monitor.

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  15. Wow! I have to admit that had I seen this is on the bookshelf, I would have passed it by due to the true craziness of that title! (lol) But dang it, your review actually changed my mind and I sort of what to check it out. Even better, I want to tell my hubby about it to make his day, as well! (lol) Kudos and lovin' your Blog! Hugs... www.intheknowwithro.blogspot.com

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  16. Wow. He can lift things with his cock?? That is interesting. And next his cock will save the president? Wow.

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  17. I'm intrigued....and speechless!!! So glad I wasn't drinking anything while reading this great review or I'd look just like that .gif! ;)

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  18. thank you Ro! It was definitely an enjoyable read and I had so much fun with it. I'm happy to spread the happy ;D

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  19. lol...yep, he can lift things. I was like really? lmbo!!! great entertaining story for your. My review for the 2nd book will be up this week!

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  20. bwahahahaha! I had that gif for the longest time, but didn't have anything to match it with...so glad this book came along ;D

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