Book Review: Captain Cock Saves The World by Kay Elty





Source: Purchased
Format: eBook (Mobi)
Author: Kay Elty
Published: November 4, 2014
Blurb
Series: Super Hero Erotica #1
Genre: Comedy Erotica
Sex: Um...Yes
Available: Amazon







My Review
Sharonda Brazen Babe here *smiles brightly and shifts papers together* This past weekend a favorite author of mine posted to FB that she wrote a humorous erotic series and then she showed the cover....


Hey Rue! Captain Cock Saves The World is hilariously funny and yes erotic, but I was laughing so much I don't think I even got titillated. That's okay though because there is more to this story than just a cock and a cape, now let's get started. *looks at screen* Henry Longman is a successful porn star. He is living the life in Gothim City (yep, she went there)…sex, drugs and more sex. Life is good and its even better when Henry and many other top porn stars in the industry are called to Assid Sex Toy company to have their famous body parts molded so that they can become sex toys. *Smirks* Men, lock up your wives because Henry and his 15 inch cock is coming inside your home (I've already pre-ordered mines).

"Alright, alright *waves hand at producer*...back to the story" Now Assid sex toy company if you did not know is right next to a chemical company, "oh no! this can't be good". We have learned that as Henry and the other stars were being molded,  a accident has occurred at the chemical company and this caused those chemicals to blend in with that same mold! *Gasps*

*Presses mic closer to ear* "What?! um..." Well, it seems Henry Longman is no longer your average porn star serving thirsty chicks across the world ladies and gentlemen, he is now Captain Cock!
"My cock will save you. Trust me! I'm serious!" 
Oh my goodness! what a tale. It seems Mr. Longman's cock can do things...It stretches, it lifts vans and it punches holes into stuff...it gets the job done in more ways than one.



Yes, it is spit worthy shocking. Sir, please get the lady a napkin. *Shifts papers again* and what would a superhero be without a sidekick? Are you guys ready for this? Henry’s side-kick is also a world famous porn star by the name of Boo and his hero name is now Boo Cocky…yep. There you go! And what is Boo Cocky’s super power, well…um…his cock shoots acidic sperm. Yeah…I don’t even know where else to go with that one, lols! *coughs and clears throat*.
"It seems my come burns like acid, so that basically has made sex pretty fucking non-existent for me since the accident."
I'm honestly enjoying this damn story. It's raunchy, filthy and seriously deranged, but most of all it's gut busting funny....totally entertaining. This is the first in a series of stories in the Super Hero Erotica series and next time, Captain Cock and Boo Cocky try to get to the cure that those German scientists claim to have so they can be normal again. Will it happen for them and the rest of the porn stars? And who were those people in the black cars with A.S.S. on the plates. Every hero needs a arch enemy…who is Captain Cock’s? Is it Assid herself? Did she really die when her company exploded in a mess of dicks and vagina's?

*Looks seriously at the screen* Sharonda BrazenBabe is on the job and I will keep you all informed. Same cocky place…same cocky time. Bwahahahaha!!!!

Screen fades to black as host falls over in her chair laughing.

My Rating

The second book is also available: Captain Cock Saves The President

If you are looking for a hilarious erotic rump, then I say start here. Take a walk through the crazy house with Kay Elty aka Kenya Wright and read along as Henry tries to find the cure for his super cock. And yes, I brought the second book ;)





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