BigDickEnergy.Com: Adventures in Online Dating by Genesis Woods

Tuesday, February 23, 2021

 

Published: December 14, 2020
Self Published
Series: NA
Format: eBook (Kindle)
Genre: Romance, Women's Fiction
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Available: Amazon 
Heat: 💦💦💦💦💦
cw: mention of abortion, marital issues

Listen, this book gave me all the big dick energy I needed, lols.


This review will be a little different but just know I L.O.V.E.D this book and I highly recommend reading it. Just be like them ladies in those old Calgon commercials  and take yourself away….with some big dicks, lols. 


The gist: There are five sisters. Zaporah, Charity, Serenity, Patience, and Joyful. For four, we get their sexapades on how they meet up and got dicked down by the men they met on a site called? Yes ya’ll BigDickEnergy.com. Chile! Chillay these stories are delicious and damn when I was online dating, I WISHED I ran across the men that these four sisters did. Now, we do have a marriage in distress story in this tale of beautiful dicks and nasty sex. That story is Charity’s who is currently separated from her husband Herman because he not fucking her right, smh. Imagine sitting there listening to your sisters talk about all the glorious dick they’re getting and your husband can’t even stroke you the way you need him too, damn shame. 



I’ll tell you what, I would have been mad as hell and told them to stop talking to me, lol. 


But the sisters don’t find out about Charity’s distress until the later so…


But let’s get into this difference:


Nasty Nate (Serenity): We have determined that Nate can fuck the shit outta you. Also he will show up at your job and fuck you too! So much so, that you have to get an IV drip because you are worn tf out!


Hurricane Chris (Joyful): We have determined that we don’t know if he can fuck. We know that he can eat pussy BUT his friend Kane can too AND Kane can fuck! That’s what our girl needed. Does Chris win the girl? You have to read to find out. 


Dickem Down Dom (Zaporah): We have determined that he can fuck! But we don’t know to what extent because our girl Z is all closed lipped and shit. But we know Dom is sweet and is just what Z needs. Cranky ass ho. 


LongStrokeLinc_69 (Patience): Oh Yes! We have determined that Lincoln can fuck! He’s gentle with our girl Patience and the man is patient as hell (cause lawd!). But Charity saves her sister from fucking up the thang! 


Pastah_Beatitup (Charity): We have determined that yeah, Pastah really can’t fuck but with a little bit of learning from his wife maybe he can be the nasty preacher  man that his wife needs him to be. The key here, communication. Both Herman and Charity had to learn that. They’ll be okay. 



I wouldn’t really call this a romance per say. Because in the middle of these sisters finding love and ALL the nasty sex! We get parts where they are interacting with one another and I loved that the most about the book. These sisters had their issues but they loved each other, it was joyful and hilarious to read them interacting with each other. At the end of it all , this shit was good and hot af. I mean like girl, let me take a moment hot af, lmao but I was here for it! Genesis Woods you have a new reader here girl and I would love to get a follow up of the sisters and their men. 



Taima & I will talk more in-depth about BDE.com on the podcast so make sure you are listening in on Wednesday (tomorrow). 


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